Friday, 13 February 2009

Because It's About Time I Posted Something...

...and because I've run out of things I consider worthy of blogging about, I present...

MORE CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS:

~ As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

~ Fifth Sinday is Lent.

~ Thank you dead friends.

~ Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

~ Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

~ Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

~ For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

~ Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

~ Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.

~ Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

~ The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...

~ Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.

~ We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

~ May God give us increasing hunger for the Blob.

~ There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.

~ Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows

~ Child care provided with reservations.

~ Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

~ Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.

~ Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?

~ Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.

~ Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

~ My joke is easy and my burden is light.

~ I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.

~ We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.

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