Thursday, 4 December 2008

How to Have Some Fun at Work

These are from our latest Raven Truck Accessories newsletter,

  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "IN BOX".
  • In the memo field of all your cheques, write, "for sexual favours."
  • Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
  • Finish all your sentences with, "in accordance with prophecy."
  • As often as possible skip rather than walk.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
  • When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!"
  • When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelline, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Find out where your boss shops for clothes and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.


1 comment:

Jonathan D. Groff said...

Those are awesome. I think I may have to try some of those out.